AGGROgator: Get Some Love

On this Valentine's Day weekend, I'm calling all of my fellow single people together to sneer and laugh at those couples out there. They deserve it, don't feel bad. Grrrr.
Little too pathetic?
Yeah, I thought so too. Let's just skip to the comic book randomness.
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BAM! ... Since it is that holiday based on love and hearts and Hallmark cards and all that jazz, it stands to reason we'd get some fantastic superhero famous couples lists! Here's one from the Occasional Superheroine and another one from Topless Robot.
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BAM! ... The ISS takes a loo at some superhero catchphrases and why some of them may need to be updated a bit. Personally, I think the Human Torch's Flame on! is as fresh today as it ever was.
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BAM! ... Speaking of The ISS, how about some lame supervillains to go with the one-liners their heroes spout during battle?
BAM! ... My God. I feel my merch whore senses tingling!
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BAM! ... If you're feeling a little down about not having anyone to spend this VD with, just think of it this way: You could be partners with Rob Liefeld and have to look at stuff like this all day. Yeesh.
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BAM! ... And finally for this week, it looks like Steve Jobs can kick the asses of Kevin Spacey and Gene Hackman.






Holy hilarious Liefeld article batman.