AGGROgator: Life In The Movies

Do you all have your ticket?
Excellent. Here's your stub, you're in theater nine and enjoy the show!
This week our gator comrade has a whole slew of movie news, which is apt since the new Punisher: War Zone opens in theaters today. I myself will be seeing on Saturday, so the bloodshed and carnage will have to wait a day.
With that, let's raise the curtains and everyone better be quiet while the movie's playing. Enjoy the show!
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BAM! ... Let's begin the cinema onslaught with a tidbit about a possible Punisher 3. Director of Punisher: War Zone Lexi Alexander has already stated that she will not be returning for a third film if it's made. Her choice for director? Frank Castle himself - Ray Stevenson.
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BAM! ... Jumping tot he Warner Bros. lot, just what the hell is going on with the new Superman movie? Will it be a second reboot? A sequel? A fake sequel like Superman Returns? Bryan Singer may know something, but he's not talking ... unless you ask him about Valkryie.
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BAM! ... Two of the best comic book movies of all time are officially up for their first awards - against one another! Both The Dark Knight and Iron Man have been nominated for a Grammy because of their original scores. Personally, I like Iron Man's score better as it seemed much more different and yet related tot he film more.
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BAM! ... Huh? What? You want more Lexi Alexander news? Who am I to disappoint? This time around it doesn't involve a comic book gunsligner in Hell's Kitchen, but in the Old West.
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BAM! ... Because there have been so many stories and so many jokes made at this film's expense already, I don't even feel it's worth it to add to the pile. Suffice it to say, George Miller's Justice League film may actually be dead for good.
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BAM! ... Want to take in some amazing art and help support a deserving giant of the field? Why not take in some Gene Colan art at the museum? It's fun and cultural at the same time!
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BAM! ... Ever find yourself looking for the perfect superhero shirt for yourself? Or how about for your significant other? Did you ever think you've hit the jackpot, only to realize that your boyfriend likes Catwoman instead of the Silver Surfer? The Alert Nerds certainly feel your pain.
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BAM! ... What was the most surprising part of Marvel's Secret Invasion storyline? It's probably not what you thought it was.
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BAM! ... And finally for this week, since Thanksgiving is over it means that Christmas has officially started. December 25th? Not anymore, grandpa. Christmas is a month-long event these days. To open the festivities here at Pink Kryptonite, enjoy the confectionery wonder that is a collection of superhero gingerbread houses!






Elvis coming out of the ship...
Well, that makes SI 8 a little bit better. Maybe not, it was still mostly meh and feh.