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The Astonishing Elf Girl's Tales from the Comic Shop (of Horror!)

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Today, and weekly from now (until I think of a tip, actually) on I will regale you with tales of the dark and mysterious comic shop; strange tales to chill your bones, scare little kids and...

Ah, frak it. On with the stories.

Tale #3 ~ Spider-Man has Boobs?

No, this wasn't a quote. Not quite anyway. A couple came into the store looking for comics for their son (they said as much :P ). Their son was apparently fairly young as they went right to the children's area to look at the comics there. At one point, the man picks up one of the small trades of Spider-Girl and says out loud "Spider-Girl?"

"She's the daughter of Spider-Man, in an alternate future. It's pretty well done and would be great for kids as well as adults", I said. He looked at me incredulously. I explained further that it was done in a style similar to late silver age/early modern age in that while there is some angst, the story is overall very light; much different from the current Spidey books.

Still looking incredulous, he said "I don't know, I don't think I can accept a Spider-Man with boobs."

It was my turn to look incredulous. "Well, she's not Spider-Man. She's a different person with different troubles. She's more popular in school, she still has snarky comments in battle, but she's a different person."

"Yeah, I don't think so." He said, then bought a trade of the Marvel Adventures: Spider-Man.

I don't know what exactly he had a problem with. I don't know if it seemed like a marketing thing to get more people to read the comic, or if he really had a problem with female characters taking up the mantle of a male predecessor. I do wonder if there was a comic called "Spider-Boy, the Son of Spider-Man" if he would have had the same issue with it (if he had an issue with perceived marketing) or if he would have thought it was a great idea. Had it been my own store, I might have asked him. As it wasn't, I didn't, so I guess I will never know. Still, it was moderately irritating at the least.

More after the jump!

Tale #4 ~ The Truthsayer

A couple came in, both pretty conservatively dressed. Their daughter, who is about seven, is apparently very interested in the Archie comics (ugh...) and they were interested in buying some. I took them to the children's area and showed them the Archie and Disney stuff as they asked. I was tempted to mention the superhero stuff there too, but decided against it. They didn't seem interested in anything outside of totally placid, boring, "family oriented" stuff of Archie and old Disney stuffs. As I walked away letting them browse, Bill asked what they were asking for. I told him and proceeds to go over and tell them again. To make matters worse, they act as if they never heard it before, as if what I said totally fled their minds and they were hearing it for the first time.

When they checked out, the man gave me this weird cold stare, I think due to my eye makeup (which isn't typical, but it's still well within normal social acceptance). As they left, they turned to Bill and said "Thank you for helping us." It really has nothing to do with the credit, I would have been totally happy with them saying it to both of us, but they both were talking directly to Bill. It's not the first time that something like this has happened, in fact, it happens quite frequently that either Jake or Bill get the direct thanks, even if I provided equal or more help. Again, I would be totally fine with them saying it to both of us, but so many times it's directed at them. It doesn't happen all the time, but more often than you'd think.

Tale #5 ~ The Man Who Ate His Own Foot.

A friend of Rick (another employee) stopped in to make plans with Rick. He ended up staying awhile to talk to Rick while we set up new comics for the next day. At one point he hears Jake and Rick saying something about a comic related thing (what specifically it was eludes me at the moment) and turns to me and says "Sometimes these guys know way too much about this stuff." It was pretty clear that his first assumption was that I worked there for some reason other than knowing a fair amount about comics and related materials. He caught himself and said "uhm...unless you know a lot too. Do you?"

"You could say that," I said as I put a large stack of Black Canary's on the shelf. Rick said "Yeah, she knows a lot, man." His friend looked kind of embarrassed and went somewhere else. I laughed to myself at that. Sometimes that would have been annoying, but in this situation, it was pretty funny.

Thus ends the tales for this week. Return next week for more Tales From the Comic Shop (of Horror!!). Mmmm...cheesy.

2 Comments

BlackRabbit said:

Sounds incredibly frustrating..still, I enjoy your tales :D

Elf Girl said:

Belated thank you! :)

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