AGGROgator: Fun With Crocs
The AGGROgator is on vacation this week. But worry not, we got his boyfriend, WHATTAcroc, to fill in for this week's column. As you can tell, he's a little feistier than his erstwhile companion. Here's hoping he can keep it relatively clean as he combs the bologosphere for the best of the week's goings-on.
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BAM! ... NPR has a quick hit on Hellboy 2, which praises Guillermo Del Toro more than the film itself. That's not a bad thing, Del Toro deserves the praise.
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BAM! ... Someone has gotten some pretty bitchin' contact lenses and I want to know who her eye doctor is.
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BAM! ... Want to know the secret formula Hollywood uses to make superhero movies? Well, I'm not going to tel you. Good thing Jessica Hagy will!
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BAM! ... Who likes werewolves? Who likes black leather? Who likes evil national regimes bent on world domination? Who likes dictatorships? Okay, maybe I've lost some of you there. For those still with me, check out this this announcement from Rob Zombie.
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BAM! ... Okay, since I lost some of you with the whole "dictator" thing, how about incestuous superheroes? Still nothing? Jeez, you people are impossible!
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BAM! ... Fine, if irate Germans and sexed up Hulks aren't your thing, I know you'll enjoy your favorite childhood heroes and villains made to look (even more) foolish by the harsh light of adulthood.
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BAM! ... We end this week a little different than usual. In honor of this weekend's sure-to-be #1 box office opening, sit back and relax to the soothing sounds of the Clown Prince of Crime himself, the Joker (courtesy of Mark Hammill and Valerie D'Orazio)!
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And so ends the first column by the AGGROgator's boyfriend, WHATTAcroc. Will he appear again? Or will he slither back to his swamp and die of embarrassment? Well, that's up to all of you, dear readers. Let us know if you like the Croc or the Gator. Who know? They may even be able to work together - although, they do say workplace relationships never work out.
Goblin
Posted to Other on 18 July 2008
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Pshhh you knew something was up with that baby when it was a red headed female.
And hulk incest makes sense considering the old man wolverine storyline going on!
A half cousin is better than no cousin harhar.