New Writer: OMG It's Shazam, B%#$@ (Erm...We'll Call Him Shazamb)

Please welcome Shazam, b&$^#S (or shazamb for short) to PK.
Shazamb joins us here at the PK Lair as the new member of the PK League of Extraordinary Gentle Socialites.
After years of spreading his comic collection over countless boyfriends' floors, shazamb is now quite content keeping his nerdiness to himself in his Brooklyn apartment, where he resides when not scouring back issues at his local comic shop. Shazamb likes to spend his days running about the city, reading, and finding as many open bars as possible. He can talk up a storm about anything comics, but his passion lies in DC and indie comics, and after the ending of "Y" he has been desperately seeking a new love to fill the void in what was formerly known as his heart. A comic reader by day, at night shazamb is also known for his Brit and Europop dance parties, which he invites friends to (whom politely decline). Shazamb is excited to join PK, and is prepared to take on anyone who only reads books involving spandex.
I really wish we could keep your original name, shazamb, but I'm afraid we'll scare off all the young potential gay superheroes out there!
Welcome aboard! Please remember to pay the rent on time and for the love of God, someone please remember to feed Super Dog at some point...






Boy Meets Hero by Chayne Avery and Russell Garcia
Oooh, new writer! Nifty. :)