Hop Aboard The Spidey Hate Train!

One of my favorite websites out there on the web is I-Mockery and recently, writer Protoclown put up one of the funniest dissections of One More Day I have ever read. See a sample of the article below:

Peter finds himself back with MJ and learns that Mephisto approached her with the same offer. Peter is about to tell Mephisto where he can shove his crappy deal, but MJ says "Wait a minute - let's hear him out." She inquires what his terms are, and he tells her to enjoy the world as it is while she can, because she will only have it for one more day.

Mephisto explains that they will not consciously remember making any such bargain with him, but some tiny part of their souls will know that they have lost something very special and that he will take great joy in listening to that part of their soul screaming for eternity. Reality will be altered, and they simply will never have been married. They have exactly 24 hours to decide what they want to do, and at the stroke of midnight the following night, they will either lose their marriage or Aunt May will die.

Well apparently they waste a good portion of that 24 hours sleeping, because we next see Peter waking up in his Spider-Man costume, noticing that MJ is not there. The reader is left to think "My god! Did he make the deal? Is it too late?" But we soon see that MJ is in the bathroom, presumably puking her guts out over the notion of actually making a f-ing deal with the Devil. Also, I don't know about you, but if someone told me I only had 24 hours left before I had to decide whether to make the monumental decision of making a deal with the Devil, I'd probably stay up all night thinking about that s--- rather than "sleeping on it", especially if I only had a limited amount of time left to share with a person I loved. I think I'd deal with being a little groggy the next day from lack of sleep.

You all know how we feel here at PK, so either hop aboard or wait until continuity is reset, yet again!

Tales From The Longbox: One More Day [I-Mockery]