Ask-a-Fanboy

What do you think of Bionic Woman? I think it's a cool show, all the blonde vs burnette action...

Weak acting. Weak scripts. Weak Directing. Weak casting. Overall, I really wanted to like this show, but when a supporting actor (Katee Sackhoff of Battlestar Galactica) completely dominates her scenes to such a degree that you don't give a crap about your heroine, something is horridly amiss. I also noticed the addition of Isaiah Washington to the cast last week. You remember Mr. Washington, he used to be on Grey's Anatomy; he was thrown off the show for anti-gay slurs directed at a fellow cast member (T.R. Knight). Since I am overly activist about things like that, I'll not be watching the show anymore, in fact, its already removed from my TiVo.

I miss Angel... and I know its a total ripoff, but I liked Moonlight, specially Alex O'Loughin, very sexy.

Moonlight is actually more of a rip-off of a old late-night CBS show called Forever Knight. Almost the exact same premise, except the protagonist of Forever Knight was a cop, not a PI. But as for Angel I have very very good news. Due to the success of the Dark Horse run of Buffy TVS: Season eight, Angel is getting the same treatment, picking up right where the series ended. Check back here for more details as the become available.

As for Mr. O'Loughin, I'd let him bite me...lots

Why is people so obsessed with Helen Slater???

Helen who?

I don't wanna be single anymore, and I wanna get in my teacher's pants (my Fight Do teacher, not a school one). How can I do those two things, at the same time, in very few steps?? And don't say alcohol... already tried that...

I must admit, your question made be do something I almost never do. I ran to wikipedia asking "What the F is Fight Do? No help there (current entries, my ass) I then searched YouTube. Ah, YouTube from which never-ending founts of 15-second frivolous entertainment rains down on me like some Carrie-inspired drenching. Of course I found it there. All I have to say is, insanity is not attractive and you'd pretty much have to be to put yourself through that. Sure looking good is important but that's why the gay gods created plastic surgery. Exercise?!?! Really???

Putting all that aside, if you're relatively certain that your instructor is gay, then I recommend showering together and getting really really sudsy, slipping and falling into his arms (please set-up a video camera in advance, my email will handle attachments of unlimited size, so use a large file format and good resolution. BTW this is three steps). If showering is not an option, invite him for cardio, running or whatever you crazy people do now-a-days, then you'll have a chance to talk and get to know each other. That of course is a necessary step to stopping your single status (are you sure about this??? single means new trick every night. BTW this requires two steps). There is of course this crazy crazy plan that has worked for countless people around the world. Ask him on a date. This broadcasts both interest and availability, and isn't often misinterpreted. This of course only takes one step, and is really your best option. If you have the balls to do that kind of training, you have the balls to ask him out.

Now, if you're not certain he's gay and alcohol didn't work then you can still resort the asking him out on a date, simply preface the question with something along the lines of "I'm not sure if you're into this, and I only mean this as a compliment, but I find you really attractive and would like to know if you'd like to go get coffee sometime." This tends to diffuse the ever-so precious straight male ego and gives him an out that is non-threatening.

So, to summarize getting out of single status, ASK HIM OUT ON A DATE. As for getting into his pants, undo the zipper.