Crossover: Catwoman
Try as we might, I don't think any of us will every truly understand how or why Halle Berry's Catwoman movie ever saw the light of day. Perhaps there were some really great drugs being passed around that particular Warner Bros. meeting where it was decided that not only would the film be released, but it would be released in theaters with a full advertising campaign instead of being led off to a quiet corner and left to wallow in a DVD-only unveiling. Or, perhaps, they simply realized how much money they'd already spent on the movie and that Halle Berry will always be hot, no matter how much of a biker bar hooker her costume tries to make her look like, and decided to let the ball keep on rolling.
Perhaps the best thing to come out of the whole Catwoman movie's release on the general public was the game based on it... and that thing was barely mediocre. However, it was tolerable, if only somewhat, which is more than we can say for its celluloid inspiration. Basically, it's just a clunky clone of Ubisoft's Prince of Persia games. That's all you need to know about the gameplay... really, that's it. However, if you're willing to play the game with a group of friends while playing some drinking games, Catwoman can easily provide you with an evening's entertainment.
Don't believe me? Let me provide you with some examples. Catwoman just uttered an annoying one-liner? Take a shot. Oh, she just waggled her hips suggestively? Take another. Did you just kill an enemy only to have him continue standing around while taking no action against you? Take another shot. You just got to the boss who happens to be... an accountant? Two shots. No one should consider fighting an accountant sober; really, it's just not done.
So, all in all, go and pick up a copy of Catwoman for your respective console. Seriously, I'm pretty sure they're giving copies of that damn game away by now. Then, gather your friends together and take turns playing it while making fun of it. You'll thank me for a great night later.
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Posted to Comics on 15 August 2007
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Halle Berry still looks hot in that piece of crapper of a movie...